many a blogger posts about the different search terms that take people to their blogs. i haven’t joined in before because, well, mine are usually dull. but i’ve been collecting some good ones lately that i simply must share.
“i’ll always be with you firecracker always”
really, creeper, really? sorry, but no. the only things that will be with me until the end of time are my love for the oxford comma, an obscene amount of law school debt, and my inability to love anything other than horses, the open road, and that which is found inside a booze bottle.
“date a law student”
what the frick is wrong with you? law students are terrible people and there’s no fat check waiting for us at graduation. do yourself a favor, date a dentist.
“why do pretty girls go out with douchebags?”
as i’m not what one would call particularly blessed in the looks department, i can’t answer that. but i can tell you why i go out with douchebags: i’m an emotional masochist. also, bowties are hot.
uh let’s see: nasty, gross, and foul. i think that covers it.
“platonic friendships suck”
disagree, dear reader. you and when harry met sally are wrong on this one. dudeski/lady friendships can be the absolute best.
“why does everyone hate gingers”
because we have no soul. duh.
“if you’re gonna be incapable of loving someone, it’s like you’re missing out on life. you’re gonna grow to be a lonely old man.”
this is a quote from the hills. true story, i quoted audrina on my blog once. this means there was a point in my life when i watched the hills. and i quoted someone on my blog who has an IQ of 7. i hate myself.
mentally vacant? completely disgusted? you be the judge.
so yes. my searches kids. read em and weep.